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What 9-Year-Olds Say

I want to be nocturnal; like a bat or a giraffe (the image of a pair of eyes in the dark, blinking once, then a light being turned on showing it’s a giraffe, may be funny)


I won’t ever kill a lady bug (maybe a small child looking at an enormous lady bug who’s rapping a rolling pin in one of its hands would be funny)


I want it to always be winter and always be summer


I won’t ever eat my steak medium again (a kid sticks a fork in the backside of a live cow-cow raises its eyebrows)


I want to be a Unimaid (Half unicorn and half mermaid)


I want to live at the top of Jay Peak with my llama


I’m going to drink wine every day-sometimes by myself.


I will only golf if I can use colored balls


I’ll always get green (?)


I will watch The Walking Dead all day and probably not get scared


I will always eat more than one scoop of ice cream.


I will be the boss of me.


When I’m big I will read big books.  And I will write long books.


I will learn things.  I will invent things. I will say a lot of things


I will be better at peeing in the woods.


I will be a snowboard instructor


I will be a princess that doesn’t care about princes.


When I throw snowballs at my sisters heads, I will never miss.


I won’t be scared to jump from the highest ledge.


I still won’t drink Orange Juice with pulp in it.


I will be in charge of the grill.


I will loan my parent’s money if they need it.  They don’t even need to pay it back, you know, right away.


I will expect a lot from myself.


I won’t cut people in line unless I have to.  (Thought about powder day/lift line possibilities here)


I will always get the last slice.


I will share stuff.  Even stuff I like.



  • I will go barefoot in the summer, everywhere I go, as long as I can wear sandals.

  • In the winter, I will ride other places then Jay Peak, as long as they take pictures of me and give me lunch

  • I will never forget my season pass again.  Although I probably still will

  • I’ll probably marry Bill Stenger.  He’ll probably be really old, but nice.

  • I will care more about snow storms than my homework

  • I will like snow days more than beach days although beach days are better than rainy days and rainy days are better than no days.

  • If someone falls down in Moonwalk Woods, even if they aren’t crying, I’ll make sure they’re ok

  • I will still like snowboarding better than skiing, and skiing better than bowling and bowling better than nothing.

  • I will eat ribs a lot and probably wipe my face on my shirt, but not if my mom is watching.

  • I won’t catch butterflies in a net because people don’t do that.

  • I won’t lay in a hammock because they aren’t that comfortable is you ask me plus when you fall out you could get a commission (she meant to say concussion)

  • I will put sunblock on because it helps prevent cancer and makes you smell like you had a bath even if you haven’t for like 9 days.

  • I will eat outside even if there are ants and grasshoppers and dirt

  • I will play golf if I can drive the cart and not play golf.




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